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Need help with WordPress? Want to import your old blog posts from blogger into a new WordPress install? Want to know how you can fix something? ABDPBT Tech Services can help you.

Have you done today's New York Times Crossword puzzle? Why not? The hardest ones aren't until Saturday -- and besides, nobody's watching. Play along here.

Sure, I eventually met my husband, Mr. Right-Click, through online dating. But not before I had dated nearly one hundred of Los Angeles' least suitable bachelors. Laugh along in my Online Dating Chronicles.

Looking for something to read? Wondering what I'm reading? Perhaps it's time to start Spying On My Google Reader to find out about the coolest stuff I've read lately on the internet.

Sometimes I like to muckrake. You can read about it here. Oh, and here too. Listen, if I don't do it, that muck will just keep piling up until we have to call a roto-rooter. So really, you should thank me. You're welcome.

You know, you slave away at blog posts day after day, you try to write fiction, you try to provide interesting social commentary, but at the end of the day, they come for the lists. Check out List Mondays to see what all the hullabaloo is about, because I sure as hell cannot explain it.

If you'd prefer to peruse the ABDPBT archives by month, you can check them out here: ABDPBT Archives

Los Angeles is where I was born and raised. I always thought I'd leave, but for some reason I never did. Sometimes, I like it here. Other times, I'm not so sure. But good or bad, it has made me who I am.