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- Infant Phlebotomist
- Brand Enthusiast, Acai Berry Diet Pill
- Dealer, International Black Market for Human Organs
- Judge, Project Runway
- Infant Sleep Trainer
- Lactation Consultant
- Admissions Officer, Yale Law School
- Masseuse at Bacara Resort, Santa Barbara
- Strategist, Health Insurance Claims Rejections
- Health Plan Pharmaceutical Coverage Policy Designer
- Toddler Vegetable-Eating Enforcer
- Customer Service Representative, DreamHost
- Consultant, Characterization of Protagonists, Premium Cable Television Shows
- Inspiration, Characterization of Protagonists, Premium Cable Television Shows
- Personal Trainer
- Standard Poodle Hairstylist
- Stand-In For Simon Cowell
- Cameraman for Survivor,
Jon andKate Plus Eight, or The Biggest Loser - Infant Ear Piercer
- Telemarketer
- Junk Mailer
- Stand-In for Jillian Michaels
- Stand-In for Kate Gosselin
- Disc Jockey, Techno Club
- My Mailman
- Person at the Post Office Who Decides When/If To Open Another Window
- Person Who Stands Outside Barnes & Noble, the Apple Store, or Pavillions And Asks Me For Money And/Or To Sign A Petition, Whether Or Not They Are Affiliated With A Legitimate Charity
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9, 10, an 14 are earily similar. I think that 9 people and 10 people actually work secretly together and then pretend to not know each other.
I think I would suggest the College Football BCS computer programmer as another potential.
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#10 is really ringing my bell, since we just did open enrollment. Basically, the plan is “No drugs for you bitch!”
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I also feel #9 and #10 are excellent careers within a growing industry. I would like to add “person who organizes appointment scheduling at Military Treatment Facilities.” A la Kerry’s Rx coverage, my provider’s current policy is “No OB care you bitch.”
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