25 Rejected Ideas For Best Of 2009 MommyBlogging Lists

[Sour grapes? Probably. Still funny? I think so.]

1. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Were Available When Bonnie Hunt Needed A Poop-Related Soundbite
2. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Are Also Featured On Momversation
3. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Have A Lot Of Fugly Crap In Their Sidebars
4. Top 50 MommyBloggers With Some Form of Alcoholic Drink Represented In Their Blog Header
5. Top 50 MommyBloggers Whose Blogs Would Be Devoid Of Content, Were You To Disallow The Words “Breastfeeding” and “Community”
6. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Object To The Term “Mommy Blogger”
7. Top 50 MommyBloggers Whose Predominant Blog Color Is Pink
8. Top 50 MommyBloggers Whose Blogs Would Be Devoid Of Content, Were You To Disallow The Terms “Whisky” or “Etsy”
9. Top 50 MommyBloggers We’re Thinking We Can Get To Agree To $12/Post, If We Put Them On A “Best Of” List
10. Top 50 MommyBloggers That Whirlpool Corp. Calls “Fucking Scary”
11. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Wish Whirlpool Corp. Would Call Them Anything
12. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Would Never Beg For A Free Pair Of Crocs
13. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Would Totally Beg For A Free Pair Of Crocs, Just Point Them In The Right Direction
14. Top 50 Mommybloggers With Slightly More Discretion Than Courtney Love On Facebook
15. Top 50 MommyBloggers We Forgot To Post In 2006, And So We Copied And Pasted It For 2009 Because Honestly, Who Is Going To Notice?
16. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Hate Nestle But Still Buy Toll House Chocolate Chips Because They Are SOOO Good
17. Top 50 Mommybloggers Who Are Also, Coincidentally, Represented By Federated Media
18. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Have Done Some Kind Of Promotion For Yummie Tummie
19. Top 50 MommyBloggers We Can Confirm Are Mommies, Because They Have Some Mutation Of The Word “Mother” In Their URLs
20. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Are Speaking At 80 Conferences This Year
21. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Are On TypePad And Think WordPress Is Scary
22. Top 50 MommyBloggers We Didn’t Have To Call For A PR Photo, Because We Found One On CNN
23. Top 50 MommyBloggers With Their Own Twitter Ribbons
24. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Are Actually Dads, But You Would Have To Read Them To Realize This
25. Top 50 MommyBloggers Who Do Not Follow @abdpbt Back On Twitter, Unless It’s Under A Fake Account

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Check out these list lovers:

1. Kerry at Clue Wagon
2. Deborah at Fashion Plate: Hungry For Style

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