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Listless Mondays are the most popular regular feature on ABDPBT. Here's how it works: each Monday, I publish a post in the form of a list. Usually it is funny, but sometimes it is just bizarre. Some of the more popular lists I've come up with include:


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If you'd like to join in the fun of Listless Mondays, all you need to do is post a list on your own blog, and then swing by ABDPBT next Monday and leave me a comment telling me about it. I'll post a link to your list in the text of my post, and stop by your place to see what you've come up with. If you want, you can also grab a button to show everyone you're participating in Listless Mondays by copying this code:

Please note that the code needs to be pasted into the "html" text input box in Wordpress. I have heard that people using blogger have trouble showing the button in their posts, but it does work on their sidebars.

Lists from other Mondays appear below. Be sure to troll through and leave me a comment if you see something you enjoy!

16 Things To Pack When You Quit The Internet

Your favorite pair of Bad Idea jeans.
A coordinating set of self-important separates.
A travel-size container full of self-righteous indignation.
Your warmest winter’s frost metaphor.
One glass house.
A bag full of stones.
No sense of humor (do not attempt to borrow).
A ream of cease-and-desist letters.
An conspicuous lack of humility. (Pack this in a plastic bag, since they tend to explode when exposed […]

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14 Things To Do If You Want People To Start Thinking You’re Hiding Something

Season your answers to seemingly innocuous questions with a liberal dose of emphatic nodding.

Make an appearance on Oprah in which you punctuate your declaration of undying love by jumping on a couch.

After said appearance on Oprah, forbid anyone from replaying the recording of the appearance on any other media outlet ever again.

Start dating Courtney Love.

Retain Gloria Allred. […]

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