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Listless Mondays are the most popular regular feature on ABDPBT. Here's how it works: each Monday, I publish a post in the form of a list. Usually it is funny, but sometimes it is just bizarre. Some of the more popular lists I've come up with include:


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If you'd like to join in the fun of Listless Mondays, all you need to do is post a list on your own blog, and then swing by ABDPBT next Monday and leave me a comment telling me about it. I'll post a link to your list in the text of my post, and stop by your place to see what you've come up with. If you want, you can also grab a button to show everyone you're participating in Listless Mondays by copying this code:

Please note that the code needs to be pasted into the "html" text input box in Wordpress. I have heard that people using blogger have trouble showing the button in their posts, but it does work on their sidebars.

Lists from other Mondays appear below. Be sure to troll through and leave me a comment if you see something you enjoy!

18. Worst. Cartoon. Character. Catchphrases. Ever.

  1. “Traintastic!” (Koko, Chuggington)
  2. “Oh, man!” (Swiper T. Fox, Dora The Explorer)
  3. “Eat my shorts!” (Bart, The Simpsons)
  4. “He’s a bossy boiler!” (Percy, Thomas & Friends)
  5. “Fire! Fire!” (Beavis and/or Butthead, Beavis & Butthead)
  6. “Okay, gang. Let’s split up and search for clues.” (Freddie, Scooby Doo)
  7. “That wasn’t supposed to happen.” (Widget, Wow Wow Wubbzy!)
  8. “Uh, I think so,” in response to the question, “Can we fix it?” (Lofty the Crane, Bob the Builder)
  9. “This is sewious!” (Ming-Ming, The Wonder Pets)
  10. “And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!” (Villain, Scooby Doo)
  11. “Don’t have a cow, man.” (Bart, The Simpsons)
  12. “You have caused confusion and delay!” (Sir Topham Hat, Thomas & Friends)
  13. “¡Ayúdame! ¡Ayúuuuuuuudame!” (Any Endangered Species In Distress, Go, Diego, Go!)
  14. “¡Ay, caramba!” (Bart, The Simpsons)
  15. “Good grief!” (Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown)
  16. “Cinders and Ashes!” (Thomas, Thomas & Friends)
  17. “Heh heh.” (Beavis and/or Butthead, Beavis & Butthead)
  18. “That’s all, folks!” (Porky the Pig, Looney Tunes)

Check out these list lovers:

  1. 19 Surprising Things You Can Do With Bleach, According To The Frugalosphere | ABDPBT Personal Finance
  2. 5 Built-In Methods of Capturing Screenshots In Mac OS | ABDPBT Tech
  3. Susan at Brain Dead Simple! Financial Organizing
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15 Jokes About The iPad I’m Apparently Not Too Mature To Make

  1. iPad: It Doesn’t Have Wings, But Then It Doesn’t Have A Keyboard, Either.
  2. iPad: Because you’re too male to use a tampon.
  3. Good news: even virgins can use iPads!
  4. Don’t be embarrassed if you’re the first one in your class to get an iPad. Everybody matures at their own speed.
  5. iPad: Because Who Isn’t Scared Shitless Of Getting Toxic Shock Syndrome From A Kindle?
  6. The iPad comes in three memory sizes: 16GB, 32GB, and the 64GB for heavy flow days.
  7. The iPad works for ten hours or overnight!
  8. The iPad is slim and lightweight, and you can even swim with it!
  9. Scratch that last one, you probably shouldn’t try swimming with it. Just to be safe.
  10. Nobody will know when you’re using your iPad, that’s how discreet it is!
  11. Anxious about getting your first iPad? Write away for this free iPad starter kit from Kimberly-Clark.
  12. You might find your iPad use to be irregular at first, but if you keep track of it in a calendar, you’ll eventually see a pattern emerging.
  13. The iPad: Jon Armstrong Is An Enthusiastic Supporter Of It And Plans To Get One. Soon. o
  14. Are you there, God? It’s me, iPad.
  15. If you spend a lot of time with your good girlfriends, you’ll find that you all start using your iPads at the same time.

Check out these list lovers:

  1. 5 Disturbing Developments Ripped From The Cultural Imagination Of Last Week | ABDPBT Personal Finance
  2. Alexis at The Well-Read Mom
  3. Tim at Safer By Choice
  4. Kevin from Always Home and Uncool
  5. Ginger at Ramble Ramble
  6. Heidi at The Maxwell’s Madness
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