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46. Maggie Mason

Also known as Mighty Girl, a blogger who blogs at www.mightygirl.com, as well as other projects such as Mighty Goods, Mighty Haus, and Mighty Kids. She recently launched the project Mighty Events with Laura Mayes of Kirtsy and the Mom 2.0 Summit. The inventor of the life list, which is a new name for a bucket list, which in addition to being a bad movie starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman that I never saw, is a means of getting free shit from places like Sandals resorts and Intel.

See also: life list, Broad Summit

47. MamaPop

A popular culture website (visit here) started by Sweetney and Amalah, featuring the work of a constantly changing roster of mommies and daddies from the parenting blogging community. They hold an annual party at the BlogHer Conference called Sparklecorn.

See also: Sweetney, Amalah, MayoPie, MayoMeltdown of 2010, sparklecorn, weeping from the awesome, unicorn cake, linkbait taintface, copyright issue, degradation ritual

48. masterstroke

When I use the word "masterstroke," I am making fun of the term's use, in earnest, by a commenter on the blog called PhD In Parenting [Ed. Note: cough.], which deals with (among other things) a fairly strict pro-breastfeeding, anti-Nestle stance. Generally speaking, you cannot get away with saying much against these kinds of stances in the mommyblogging community without asking for a raft of shit to be poured directly upon your head.

The term was used in the comment section of a post concerning the problems that were raised when it was revealed that Nestle would be sponsoring the BlogHer conference in 2010, and Annie (the owner of PhD in Parenting) was slated to speak at that conference. This was deemed a public relations "masterstroke" by Nestle, because now she, a pro-breastfeeding, anti-Nestle voice was placed in an impossible position -- go and risk the appearance of cosigning Nestle's evil corporate practices by speaking at an event that they are helping to fund, or not go and thereby be silenced by them. Oh! the humanity.

See also: Nestle, respectful protest

49. MayoMeltdown of 2010

A week long, multi-platform psychotic meltdown of epic proportions in which, according to MayoPie's theory, I played a starring role as the puppetmaster of an army of "digital troll soldiers" who were attacking several innocent bloggers on Twitter. Central to his thesis was that I was the person behind the anonymous Twitter account known as @CWAA.

See also: MayoPie, MamaPop, Sweetney, CWAA

50. MayoPie

MayoPie is Clay, a blogger who used to write for MamaPop. He went through a period where he blamed me for a lot of stuff going wrong in the blogosphere. The first bout was when he thought I was a giant asshole for writing about MamaPop and daddybloggers, but he soon moved on to thinking I was behind a network of online trolls. This culminated in a week long, multi-platform psychotic meltdown of epic proportions in which, according to MayoPie's theory, I played a starring role as the puppetmaster of an army "digital troll soldiers" who were attacking innocent bloggers on Twitter. In the end, a friend of Clay's talked him down from his watchtower, and he apologized to me, and all was forgiven.

See also: MamaPop, MayoMeltdown of 2010, Sweetney

51. Maytag

A reference to Maytag made by any mommyblogger from now until the end of time ought never be dismissed as just another humdrum brand mention, but must always be read in its historical contextual relationship to Heather Armstrong's directive, in August of 2009, via Twitter, to her 1.6 million followers to NOT BUY MAYTAG. My summary of the social media happening, which came as the result of combining a broken (brand new) washing machine with a (brand new) baby at the Armstrong house and some (possibly) questionable customer service is here.

Heather Armstrong received mixed reviews for her use of Twitter as a means of getting her washing machine fixed, given the fact that her unusually large readership has elevated her beyond a typical mommyblogger complaining to a few friends on social media about a broken appliance. Would Oprah complain about a broken appliance on Twitter? people wondered? Many people used this incident as an example of Armstrong's rumored "bullying" behavior on the internet, despite the fact that it was a large multinational corporation involved. She did, however, manage to get her washer fixed. She also managed to get some washing machines donated to a shelter -- at the suggestion of Maria Melee (Then @mommymelee, and now @mariamelee on Twitter) -- because of all the publicity involved. The washing machines were donated by Bosch, though, not by Maytag. Which is weird.

See Also: Il Duce, Sephoragate, bully, Rough Day? Hugs!

52. Maytaggate

See: Maytag

53. Melissa Summers

A blogger who writes at SuburbanBliss.net. She has been a regular in the mommyblogging community for a long time, and was a major target of the hate site Poop On Peeps for many years. After the site was taken down, she decided to publish Michele McBee's home address on the internet, supposedly to gain closure from the trauma she received at the hands of her online bully, whom she claims had done the same thing to her (by the time she made this claim, the original site had been taken down, so I have no way of knowing if it is true or not, and Michele McBee claims it is not).

Melissa Summers' story was picked up by the Detroit Free Press, and later there was some interest expressed by MSNBC for a television segment featuring both Summers and McBee for a television showdown of sorts. But the segment got bumped and then canceled.

See also: Poop on Peeps

54. meme

Generally speaking, an internet meme is a variation of a theme that occurs over and over again throughout the blogosphere. An example on a grand scale is the Hitler getting pissed off video, which has been reconfigured for things as disparate as Michael Jackson's death, the problems with the iPhone 4 antenna, and Vuvuzelas at the World Cup.

In the mommyblogosphere, a meme can also be another way of referring to a carnival, or a weekly (or other regular, repeating) thematic scheduled event hosted by a blogger. The blogger will host the event on their blog and invite other bloggers to post according to the same theme on their blogs and link back to the original blog, and receive a link in return. Often badges for the meme or carnival are created as well. This is a way of building traffic and community in the mommyblogosphere, not to mention clutter in sidebars.

See also: carnival

55. meta

See: metablogging

56. metablogging

Blogging about blogging, or the phenomenon of blogging, or the process of blogging, or other bloggers.

57. Michele McBee

The blogger who is best known as Chicken Liver, the owner of Poop On Peeps, a now-defunct site which targeted several popular parenting bloggers and criticized them -- sometimes severely and unfairly -- ostensibly because they exploited their children by writing about them on the internet. Poop On Peeps was shut down in February of 2010 for personal reasons, according to Michele McBee, though many rumors were spread about legal actions (none ever materialized). In April of 2010, Melissa Summers of Suburban Bliss published Michele McBee's address on the internet, ostensibly as a means of getting closure for her trauma of having been targeted by McBee and her followers for years.

See also: Poop on Peeps, Melissa Summers

58. Mighty Summit

See: Broad Summit

59. Mom 2.0 Summit

I went to Mom 2.0 in 2009 and it was an excellent conference. The organization was excellent and the sessions were extremely valuable -- I got information there that was not available elsewhere. The people who attended were the cream of the crop in terms of the business end of the mommyblogosphere -- there was a much higher concentration at Mom 2.0 of people who know how to make money from blogging. The year I went, all of the Kirtsy people were there, as was Dooce, The Bloggess, Mighty Girl, and Finslippy.

In 2010, the conference underwent some changes to its agenda and its business utility is no longer clear to me. For the reasons listed here, I no longer recommend Mom 2.0 as a business conference, nor will I be attending it myself.

60. mometization

A tongue-in-cheek linguistic commemoration of the general belief in the blogosphere at large that the mommy blogosphere will shill for just about anything, at just about any price -- or really, for no money, in some cases -- if you give them free tote bags and pedicures.

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