Sometimes when I am feeling extra snarky I will refer to Dooce as Il Duce. Not only will it not show up on a Google alert, it gratifies my sick sense of humor to compare her (only in jest, only in jest!) to the Italian dictator, Benito Mussolini. THE TRAINS WILL RUN ON TIME!See: Dooce, Maytag, bully, Sephoragate, Rough Day? Hugs!