MayoPie is Clay, a blogger who used to write for MamaPop. He went through a period where he blamed me for a lot of stuff going wrong in the blogosphere. The first bout was when he thought I was a giant asshole for writing about MamaPop and daddybloggers, but he soon moved on to thinking I was behind a network of online trolls. This culminated in a week long, multi-platform psychotic meltdown of epic proportions in which, according to MayoPie's theory, I played a starring role as the puppetmaster of an army "digital troll soldiers" who were attacking innocent bloggers on Twitter. In the end, a friend of Clay's talked him down from his watchtower, and he apologized to me, and all was forgiven.